Waxing Humorous

Ol' Billy just can't keep it zipped. Now comes word from Australia that the operators of Madame Tussaud's wax figure exhibit in Sydney have had to sew up the zipper on President Clinton's likeness because visitors insist on messing around with it. Now they have to figure out how to keep people from kneeling before the world's most powerful man while posing for pictures. This really is a vulgar little world, isn't it?

Ol' Billy just can't keep it zipped. Now comes word from Australia that the operators of Madame Tussaud's wax figure exhibit in Sydney have had to sew up the zipper on President Clinton's likeness because visitors insist on messing around with it. Now they have to figure out how to keep people from kneeling before the world's most powerful man while posing for pictures. This really is a vulgar little world, isn't it?