Unsilent Night

Ray John obviously wants to be a pious fellow -- what else would explain his choosing to spend Christmas night with the monks of Caldey Island -- but sometimes you just have to be who you are. John, 58, intended to spend an alcohol-free Christmas at the Cistercian sanctuary off the coast of Wales but couldn't resist bringing along a nip of the beverage to warm the cockles. After tossing back a few, John burst into song, regaling the monks deep into the night with some of his favorite carols. The holy men were stymied: John's singing kept them awake, but because they observe a 12-hour vow of silence every night, they couldn't tell him to shut up. Next morning, though, he was asked to leave. Nicely, of course.

Ray John obviously wants to be a pious fellow -- what else would explain his choosing to spend Christmas night with the monks of Caldey Island -- but sometimes you just have to be who you are. John, 58, intended to spend an alcohol-free Christmas at the Cistercian sanctuary off the coast of Wales but couldn't resist bringing along a nip of the beverage to warm the cockles. After tossing back a few, John burst into song, regaling the monks deep into the night with some of his favorite carols. The holy men were stymied: John's singing kept them awake, but because they observe a 12-hour vow of silence every night, they couldn't tell him to shut up. Next morning, though, he was asked to leave. Nicely, of course.