Nailed

William Bartron is probably a fine construction worker, but he definitely had a bad day on Tuesday. First, using a mitre saw, Bartron, 25, accidentally severed his right hand. Then, unable to stand the pain, he began shooting himself in the head with a pneumatic nail gun. Fortunately for Bartron, he was quickly discovered and rushed to a nearby hospital, where the hand was surgically reattached. But get this: Doctors extracted at least a dozen one-inch nails from his head. Bartron -- or, if you prefer, Lefty -- is expected to make a complete recovery.

William Bartron is probably a fine construction worker, but he definitely had a bad day on Tuesday. First, using a mitre saw, Bartron, 25, accidentally severed his right hand. Then, unable to stand the pain, he began shooting himself in the head with a pneumatic nail gun. Fortunately for Bartron, he was quickly discovered and rushed to a nearby hospital, where the hand was surgically reattached. But get this: Doctors extracted at least a dozen one-inch nails from his head. Bartron -- or, if you prefer, Lefty -- is expected to make a complete recovery.