Another Diva Is Possible

This is Bebel Gilberto. Born in New York,

she is an American-European-

Brazilian global 21st-century pop diva.

Note: unlike previous "Beyond the Beyond" pop

divas, Bebel is probably not even a Moslem!

Isabel "Bebel" and her home page

The Critics Rave, and Justly So!

I just bought Bebel's 200,000+selling album,

"Tanto Tempo," in the delightfully bonkers

Ziriguiboom / Six Degrees remixes, where her

work has been blenderized by producers from

literally all over the planet.

The Joy of Paying Real Money for Music!

I am digging this thing. Even a white-guy-samba

chestnut like "So Nice (Summer Samba)"

springs into a weird post-60s afterlife once it's

been globally cyberized with a samplerdelic

melange of hisses, whoops, whooshes, bleeps,

thuds and twitters. The spacey remixes of

"Tanto Tempo" sounds like they're scratching

at the edge of the universe with thick rubber

spatulas.

I pay attention to electronica for obvious reasons,

and I can always get along with easy-going,

caiparinha-blurred Brazilian beach music...

I mean, who couldn't like such stuff, it's so

harmlessly sexual and ingratiating... but techno

gives bossa nova some serious nova-osity.

The fact that these are actual songs, with

verse-verse chorus and that ruthlessly slinky

beat, gives all that synth dithering some useful

spine. Hey, it's "Brazilectronica!" This stuff

could conquer the world!

I'm touched by Bebel's not-particularly-flattering

snapshots here, where one can actually tell

what she looks like as a human being.

Not every diva would dare to do this.

Actual Musician, Sometimes Lives Without Mascara!

Especially if they are the luckless Wynnona Judd,

pulled over on a drunk-driving charge without

the services of her Nashville make-up crew.

I hate it when people gloat about pop-star

mishaps like this; it's just so petty.

Wynonna, Idol of Millions

Police Photographers Pounce Mercilessly

Here on GNOD is Bebel's ever-expanding, ripply,

digital musical universe, which may be just

a bit demographically distorted due to intense

GNOD cyber-geekiness.

Go With the Flow, Bebel!