The Mumbai-Dubai Human-Trafficking Catwalk

When I heard that Talvin Singh had worked on

the soundtrack of a Bollywood movie, I had to

see it.

Talvin and his bhangra pals

Especially when I learned that Salman

Rushdie's girlfriend, Padma Lakshi, was one of the stars.

Gutsy Supermodel Main Squeeze of "Mr. Fatwa"

So I did.

Eerie, slow-loading web-home of "Boom the Film"

Boom was a complete disaster in the Indian film

audience. In fact, Boom is just a complete

disaster. The fact that it's truly a bomb, that's

just what makes Boom so great.

Bollywood critics writhe in embarrassed pain

The Bollywood audience is never real big

on plot realism, but BOOM is about three ditzy,

sexy, deeply spoilt Bombay models who

become armed bank robbers in a doomed

attempt to placate evil diamond-smuggling

Bombay mafiosi living offshore in Dubai.

The pitch is "the fashion world meets the

underworld."

This film is unbearably campy because

it is telling the truth. The fashion world in

Mumbai really *is* meeting the underworld.

This flick lays that fact out in a way that is so

snide, weird and transgressively edgy that it's

hard to believe that it came out of India.

Boom may be a strange, clumsy,

badly acted, tasteless, deeply awful movie,

but as sociology, it's one of the most revealing

films I've ever seen.