It's Monday, boy is it ever

Okay, imagine you've been spending some time

in El Paso (which I have), and you venture across

the border to Juarez where they retail every

possible form of cactus brandy, you know,

tequila, tequila reposado, sotol, agave,

mescal with the drowned cactus worm in

it, and you pick up a generous sampling

strictly for anthropological purposes of course,

and when you are five or six sheets to the

wind under the paralyzing influence of

these Aztec potions, you go websurfing

and you discover THIS. Yes, this.

Oh mi dios, una quÈ alucinaciÛn sin piedad se ha presentado del jugo del cacto.