Back in the USSA

Back in Dallas-Fort Worth airport on Wayport

wi-fi. Thanks for that reasonable price and

relative lack of intrusive data-mining, Wayport!

Wayport – Fast Net for People on the Move

I can tell that this is the USA, because of the

mournful, demoralized, overweight Customs people,

and the peevish, semi-trained Transportation

Safety goons who are feverishly engaged in

utterly ritualized "secure" activities that would merely

make hardbitten Europeans smile wrily.

On the other hand, Europe has got women

around like Christine "Slut of the Republic" Deviers-Joncour.

Looks like she's got to trot back to jail for no particular

reason... a little black-bagging, some courier

jobs between an oil company and a political party,

the small matter of the Taiwanese battleships...

This woman is to Monica Lewinsky as a nuclear

submarine is to an inflatable patrol boat.

Man, in Europe they sure know how to build 'em

state of the art.

Christine and her hard-working lawyer

Give these two French gals a couple of those Wayport

laptops, says I.

I reckon they've suffered long enough with that

Euro cellphone SMS nonsense.