Back in Dallas-Fort Worth airport on Wayport
wi-fi. Thanks for that reasonable price and
relative lack of intrusive data-mining, Wayport!
Wayport – Fast Net for People on the Move

I can tell that this is the USA, because of the
mournful, demoralized, overweight Customs people,
and the peevish, semi-trained Transportation
Safety goons who are feverishly engaged in
utterly ritualized "secure" activities that would merely
make hardbitten Europeans smile wrily.
On the other hand, Europe has got women
around like Christine "Slut of the Republic" Deviers-Joncour.
Looks like she's got to trot back to jail for no particular
reason... a little black-bagging, some courier
jobs between an oil company and a political party,
the small matter of the Taiwanese battleships...
This woman is to Monica Lewinsky as a nuclear
submarine is to an inflatable patrol boat.
Man, in Europe they sure know how to build 'em
state of the art.
Christine and her hard-working lawyer

Give these two French gals a couple of those Wayport
laptops, says I.
I reckon they've suffered long enough with that
Euro cellphone SMS nonsense.