Last Day in Old Europe, Allah Willing

I am in full recovery after a couple of cappucinos

and a meal from a street kiosk that sells raw herring,

"Dutch sushi." Man, that's good eating.

Out shopping, a task I used to loathe until I

deepened my accquaintance with industrial design

into a full-scale, raging, senseless passion.

Now I know that every commercial product,

even the shabbiest, has some kind of story.

Tragic ones, quite often.

Spent the morning in Dutch design shops, finding

that they had infallibly run out of the stuff I

considered to be the coolest items. A real

credit to an educated taste!

Marcel Wanders lives here, you know.

A guy who once made a rock-solid chair out of draped rope.

Marcel Wanders, the Man, the Legend, The Wacky Dutch Guy

This morning I saw a lamp encased entirely in

a solid block of lucite and a pen that bends

in your hand. Why is there no catchphrase for

"Dutch Ingenuity"? These people are LIVING

IN A SWAMP, for heaven's sake. The streets

are made out of sand, and yet they spend all

time deftly chipping other people's diamonds

and repackaging other people's chocolate

and coffee. And you confront the Dutch with these

stark facts of their astonishing existence

and all they do is sort of mutter and grin. God

bless 'em, sometimes I think they have the

only real civilization on earth.