Rave Your Way Past the Security Gates

Now inside the Amsterdam Schiphol airport wi-fi-ing my head

off after disgorging a hefty fee to the Attingo service.

At least this costly stunt has allowed me to collect the day's

customary 215 pieces of Microsoft "MyDoom" virus spam.

Yesterday I discovered the local "Cyberdog"

boutique, which is chockfull of Amsterdam's

cyb-cyb-cyberiest plastic-coated luminescent

club costumes.

Cyberdog.Net

Needless to say I wouldn't be caught dead

in such clothing as real-life cyberpunk authors

always dress like industrial design professors.

Nonetheless I bought a gaudy bracelet for my seven

year old (to firmly demonstrate my moral support

for their fine emporium) and then I painstakingly

collected every single raver-card in the joint.

Brace yourselves.