Another Red-Letter Day for the Cause

Okay, so it's a Shi'ite high holy day, and so,

in glorious support of worldwide Moslem self-determination,

Pakistani terrorists and the Iraqi resistance blow

up and shoot a whole bunch of highly pious Moslem Shi'ites

right outside their mosques.

http://www.rferl.org/featuresarticle/2004/03/61d96cf4-114d-4abf-8294-cb17444cfc28.html

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2004/03/02/international0935EST0544.DTL

Suicide attacks, international, closely coordinated,

all on the same day, Pakistan, Iraq, just about as shocking

to decency as one could get... say, you don't suppose

that could be Al Qaeda, do you?

One has to stand in awe at such self-immolating genius!

What if Al Qaeda actually *won* this titanic struggle, eh?

Suppose everybody in the world turned into a

Moslem just like them!

What would we possibly do for an encore? Would we cut

off, fry up and eat our own feet?

But no, that's not all! (How could it be?) Check this out:

"Iran Threatens Terrorist Action in Libya If Tripoli Reveals Nuclear Information"

*Yep, that's the Iranian Revolutionary Guard, training Libyan

Afghan vets to go and kill Muammar Qadhafi. Mullahs Versus

Qadhafi, in a down and dirty intra-Moslem terror-war! It must

take a lot to make Mossad guys smile these days,

but that's just gotta be doing it.

In Pakistan, it gets even better. It gets *lots* better.

The indefatigable Seymour Hersh

They shot the wife of a North Korean

diplomat and stuffed nuke parts into her coffin.

Way back in June '99.

http://www.pakistan-facts.com/article.php/20030119104517296

So-called "Pakistan Facts," hmm, they look pretty Indian to me, just at a guess

*Nah, this just can't be. Somebody made that story up, right?

It's just too Axis of Evil. It's not enough

that Pyongyang and Islamabad swap nuke hardware,

but a dead spy wife and a coffin?

*Who on earth invents this farfetched, sexed-up tittle-tattle?

CIA? Mossad? Indian RAW? British secret services?

The neo-cons in the Office of Special Projects?

The Russian FSB? The Moonies at Washington Times?

Fox News? The South Koreans? Maybe the Chinese,

they would surely know a lot about it....

Hey wait a minute –

look at that huge list I just wrote!

Everybody in the world despises Pakistan.

No wonder they have to use those coffins!

http://www.atimes.com/koreas/CF05Dg02.html

Asia Times, the news is all over the map

*Was the dead Korean woman *in a burqa*

inside her coffin? That would have pretty well

done it, eh? Maybe there are pictures!