Cement Belle Epoque Babe of Bohemian Grove

These women are supposed to be Greek...

Roman... Greco-Roman... Lord only knows...

but this chick is my favorite because there

is absolutely no question that she is a Californian.

She's got that smooth, tanned brow, that body-conscious,

prosperous affect, that New Agey, thousand-yard

stare, that simple, liberated, yet extremely

self-conscious Alternative Goddess artsy-craftsy

thing going on... I kind of expect her to hop right

on down, order a smoothie and explain

how she managed the last big earthquake.