The Mysterious Disappearance

Apple products are known for their

user-friendliness. So, uh, Apple

usability testers! Is it too much

to ask from you that you make me

a computer keyboard whose LETTERS

DON'T WEAR OFF FROM USE??

How could you fail to notice that

people's fingers make the dang letters

wear off? And not, like, in ten

years, fellas. They wear off,

like, right away.