Aug 5, 2004 4:40 PM

Aquariass

Not only is the Aquairiass a brilliant idea — a fishtank flusher — it has a brilliant name: Aquari-Ass. I can’t stop chuckling about it. I think of something else, and it pops back in my head. Aquari-ass. (Via Shiny Shiny)

Not only is the Aquairiass a brilliant idea -- a fishtank flusher -- it has a brilliant name: Aquari-Ass. I can't stop chuckling about it. I think of something else, and it pops back in my head. Aquari-ass.

(Via Shiny Shiny)

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