Unhealthy Living

As we city cats have known for years, living in the suburbs is bad for you. A study being published in the October issue of Public Health finds that suburbanites are not as physically healthy as their city-dwelling counterparts, mainly because they spend their lives sitting in their cars instead of pounding the pavement and getting a little exercise. While researchers say they found no qualitative difference between city life and suburban existence when it comes to mental health, at least the city guy knows he won't die of boredom or cultural stultification.
-- Tony Long