Bollywood Calling Miss Synkova, Line 1

Okay, imagine you were a comely, blue-eyed

Gen-X Czech girl from a small town, and your

face was your fortune, so you became

a model.

And imagine you went to India on vacation,

and you met an artist with some show-biz

connections, so instead of being "Yana

Synkova" you became "Mrs. Yana Gupta."

And imagine the locals gave you a full-scale

Bollywood makeover, and you got a lucrative

cosmetics account! Wow!

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Name at birth: Yana Synkova

Gupta was born in Czechoslovakia (now the Czech Republic) and began modelling in the mid-1990s. Her career took a turn toward the east when she married Indian artist Satya Gupta and changed her last name from Synkova to Gupta. In 2001 was named as the new face for Lakme cosmetics in India, replacing former Lakme model Lisa Ray.

*And you even get your own wallpaper!

And it's dynamite! You're gorgeous!

You Are the New Bollywood!

But that's not even the weird part. The weird

part is that I am blogging this Bollywood gossip under the

belly of an inhabitable, Californian, concrete

dinosaur. And this dinosaur has wi-fi.

That's my laptop on the picnic table there.