Okay, imagine you were a comely, blue-eyed
Gen-X Czech girl from a small town, and your
face was your fortune, so you became
a model.

And imagine you went to India on vacation,
and you met an artist with some show-biz
connections, so instead of being "Yana
Synkova" you became "Mrs. Yana Gupta."
And imagine the locals gave you a full-scale
Bollywood makeover, and you got a lucrative
cosmetics account! Wow!

ttp://www.starswelove.com/bollywood/women/yanagupta01.htm
Name at birth: Yana Synkova
Gupta was born in Czechoslovakia (now the Czech Republic) and began modelling in the mid-1990s. Her career took a turn toward the east when she married Indian artist Satya Gupta and changed her last name from Synkova to Gupta. In 2001 was named as the new face for Lakme cosmetics in India, replacing former Lakme model Lisa Ray.
*And you even get your own wallpaper!
And it's dynamite! You're gorgeous!
You Are the New Bollywood!

But that's not even the weird part. The weird
part is that I am blogging this Bollywood gossip under the
belly of an inhabitable, Californian, concrete
dinosaur. And this dinosaur has wi-fi.
That's my laptop on the picnic table there.
