Slideshow: Cute as a Jump Button

Remember, riding your underage lizard is illegal in 14 states.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Race against dozens of paper-thin competitors. Go, Lance!Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the most adorable gallows of all time. If Pikachu is ever caught cattle rustling, this is where he'll be strung up.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

If a game has to include cartoon turtles using rapper slang, at least you can hit them.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Glitzville is a giant floating gambling den, like Las Vegas on helium with less Wayne Newton.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

Mario can turn into a paper airplane, roll into a cylinder or fold himself into a cease-and-desist letter and mail himself to Suicide Girls.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

We need more games where winking at the audience is a menu option.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

If you haven't ridden a giant crystal star with a bosomy cloud-lady, you haven't lived, baby.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

We catch a rare insight into the thought processes of a legend.Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door