after massive cattle calls in Paris and Houston.
I am now officially collapsing from jet lag.
Man, the more money is lavished on those
immigration apparats, the worse they get.
And the security scanning people – why
do they have plastic gray dishwashing buckets?
Why do little old ladies have to lift their
carryons four feet up onto a track?
Why are the scanning machines, which are seen
by millions, uglier than refrigerators? And
why does the TSA have the world's dorkiest
uniforms, and why are so many of their
personnel grotesquely obese?
