Back from a long weekend's extensive travels

California is simultaneously the reddest, greenest

and the bluest of states.

Where else can a single roadsign combine renewable

wind power and radical high-tech aeronautic entrepreneuralism...

with aggressively public come-to-Jesus fundie sentiment?

How on earth did they stand the cognitive dissonance?

Why didn't their skulls just rupture on the spot like

mildewed boxes of waterlogged granola?