*D'you know the most remarkable aspect of
Northern California scenery? It's the UFOS.
*I mean, I always knew that the Golden State
had UFOs. How could it not? The locals been
moaning about them for years.
What I didn't realize is that the saucers
are thick as fleas. Venture off the highway,
and you can't swing a cat
without a close encounter.
Did they just plain GET TIRED of reporting them,
is that it? Maybe the Calif Highway Patrol is so
burned-out on sightings that they no longer
buzz the Air Force.
I saw this one brazenly land at Mono Lake.
I suspect it was searching
for cattle to mutilate, but nothing lives
there but, uh, brine shrimp. "Sea Monkeys."
Could there be a cosmic connection? Sea Monkeys
and saucers. Makes sense to me. Think about it.
This one was on a rendezvous with some kind of alien
supply craft. I found it frankly embarrassing that
extraterrestrials would violate California air-space
in this way, under post 9/11 War on Terror conditions.
Did these craft meet Californian emissions standards?
Had they cleared it with DHS and Customs? Who's the
responsible party here?
I wouldn't have believed this if I hadn't blogged
it with my own eyes, in broad daylight, in front
of witnesses.
