Russian Fantasy Art

Polyglot Los Angeles doesn't lack for its

share of Russians.

Check out this anti-alcohol Russian campaign

poster from the glass pane of an LA ethnic

Russian grocery. A Russian refusing a drink!

If anybody could do with some temperance

drumbeating, it's these guys.... but....

well, he's recognizably Russian, but he's

got implausibly tidy hair, a stain-free, unrumpled

suit, a tie knotted too tight to swallow,

neatly diced bits of schnitzel and he's EATING GREEN

PEAS! Is he SWISS, is that it?

No, alas, he's Russian fantasy art. He's pure utopian

aspiration. He comes from a world as

distant from the genuine Russia as the

Big Rock Candy Mountain.