*Maybe you should get yourself one of these
MASSIVE ARMORED MAILBOXES, so as to give your
paper traffic the SNARLING WOLF AFFECT that
the United States mail deserves.
http://www.identitytheft911.biz/index.html
My mailbox, a little gated community all its own
*D'you suppose it would help if they got
some product-placement on STARGATE?
