Concerned about the rising tide of Identity Theft?

*Maybe you should get yourself one of these

MASSIVE ARMORED MAILBOXES, so as to give your

paper traffic the SNARLING WOLF AFFECT that

the United States mail deserves.

http://www.identitytheft911.biz/index.html

My mailbox, a little gated community all its own

*D'you suppose it would help if they got

some product-placement on STARGATE?