Doctor of Science beat

*You know this weird Chinese habit of doing

pirated knockoffs of products? Well, it turns out

that a host of Chinese "scientists" are doing

pirated knockoffs of science papers.

*That scheme ought to come in pretty handy when you're

sitting around in the patent office thinking up

theories of relativity. "Wait a minute! There's

a perfectly good theory of relativity already

sitting here! I'll just copy that one and turn it in."

Forward, the march of humanity!

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2005-08/17/content_3367440.htm

For my next trick, I'll forge myself a Nobel medal