I'm in Heathrow

Man, this airport is an utter Heath-Robinson cock-up.

It looks like its architect was Mervyn Peake.

I can't believe I'm getting FREE T-MOBILE ACCESS

that showed me Google in German. How is that

even possible? It's like even the Heathrow wi-fi is made

of concrete bunkers, endless slidewalks and

rusty coils of razor wire

Heath-Robinson, the secret seer of British

technology:

http://www.a.ghinn.btinternet.co.uk/heath.htm

And while I'm at it, maybe you've never heard of

Mervyn Peake:

http://www.mervynpeake.org/