Man, this airport is an utter Heath-Robinson cock-up.
It looks like its architect was Mervyn Peake.
I can't believe I'm getting FREE T-MOBILE ACCESS
that showed me Google in German. How is that
even possible? It's like even the Heathrow wi-fi is made
of concrete bunkers, endless slidewalks and
rusty coils of razor wire
Heath-Robinson, the secret seer of British
technology:
http://www.a.ghinn.btinternet.co.uk/heath.htm
And while I'm at it, maybe you've never heard of
Mervyn Peake:
http://www.mervynpeake.org/