In Barcelona

Given that these words to the wise are in English,

I have to wonder who wrote them.

A lot of cities have crime-scene barrier tape, but

check this stuff out: that is 'culture-scene barrier

tape.' I wonder who invented that. I could do

with a couple of rolls of it, now that I think of it.

Lunchtime.

She wasn't trying to prove anything to anybody;

she's just picturesque and Spanish.

A Belle Epoque textile mill turned into an art center.

Note the signifier addition of a metal-and-glass modernist

entryway thingamajig, whose function is nothing more than

to yelp, ' Hello, tourist economy.'