Point-of-View Porn For IPod

"Is that an iPod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" asks the press release I just received from PovPod.com, a site offering"point-of-view" porn for the new iPod.

The release continues:

"Isn't it funny how Smut Peddlers seem to be the first to develop new uses for technology? Well, just when you thought there were enough ways to furtively enjoy pornography, a newcomer emerges.

Hot on the heels of Apple's introduction of its latest hit MP3 player, povPod.com has announced the launch of a new site offering “Point of View” (POV) adult video content, formatted for - you guessed it - the iPod video.

This new, mobile porn adventure brings portable adult entertainment to the mainstream. With PovPod.com just download videos to your iPod and go. The new apple iPod - with support for up to 140 hours of digital video – is an exciting new solution for people who want their porn to-go."

On the site, which is definitely not work safe, there's some "handy" instructions:

Step 1 Download our Videos to your iPod through itunes 6

Step 2 Hold iPod at crotch level

Step 3 Watch our point-of-view (POV) video and feel like you're there!