A solar-powered skull. And for under ten bucks.
Must be a CHINESE solar-powered skull.
Hmmm. One solar-powered skull would be a trifle kitschy, but
imagine ONE HUNDRED solar-powered skulls crowding
an entire yard. Man, that would be a statement!
Yeah, that's really solar power, inset into the plaster
cranium there.... How have I lived this long without owning a
solar-powered skull?
Imagine if you stumbled over an actual long-rotten
dead guy and you discovered that he'd died with an
actual photovoltaic trepanation of some kind inset
into his brain. Wouldn't that be about the scariest
thing you could imagine?
