Nov 5, 2005 5:12 PM

Okay, either I'm really drunk and on the phone, or that's really funny

http://mpaa.slyrabbit.net/mpaa/about/

http://mpaa.slyrabbit.net/mpaa/2005/10/06/town-crier/

http://mpaa.slyrabbit.net/mpaa/2005/10/09/cactus/

http://mpaa.slyrabbit.net/mpaa/2005/10/10/phish/

http://mpaa.slyrabbit.net/mpaa/2005/10/09/truth/

May be the funniest of the lot, but hey, I'm too looped to judge

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