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Slideshow: Portable GTA Is a Repeat Offender

It may be a retread of 2001's , but for the PSP finally lets you take the mayhem wherever you go. By Lore Sjöberg.
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In Liberty City Stories, old station wagons are often found in close proximity to death, pain, and misery. As opposed to real life, where it's mostly just misery.Rockstar Games

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In this mission, you take out rival smugglers of imported Brazilian glowing red arrows.

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were removed before the game went gold.

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Looks like them Duke boys is in a whole mess o' trouble this time.

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In Liberty City Stories, you unlock new outfits as the game progresses. Astonishingly enough, this isn't the dorkiest- looking one.

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And this is just what happens when you lie on your résumé.

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The nice thing about motorcycle screenshots is that you look cool right up until your face hits the pavement.

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