Hey wow. The University of Texas is my alma mater,
while my pals at the Southern California Digital Culture Group
hang out with USC. It's an All-Bruce-Sterling American
collegiate football national championship! I just can't lose!
http://www.statesman.com/horns/content/sports/stories/longhorns/12/5texfoot.html
Oh come on, only jock morons could possibly care about this stuff
