Hey wait a minute, that sounds just like MY passport

Wow, we've lived into a world of post-geographic

globalized war criminals.

http://today.reuters.com/News/newsArticle.aspx?type=worldNews&storyID=2005-12-09T141958Z_01_HO936948_RTRUKOC_0_US-WARCRIMES-GOTOVINA.xml

Hey, that's a mere four years on airplanes evading Hague justice

'He had 12,000 euros in cash and two false passports filled with visa stamps.

'"(This) allows us to deduce that this person was very mobile, he had stamps from Tahiti, Argentina, China, Chile, Russia, Czech Republic and the last stamp is from the island of Mauritius," Alonso told a news conference. (...)

'It said Zagreb had managed to trace Gotovina's mobile phone calls to his wife, lawyer and a close friend.'

*It's always about the cellphones. They might as well come

with little police badges embossed on the case.