
Also in the comments to the MacShrine post below is a link to a news story about this obviously phony iPod/Newton hybrid, which purports to sport a 260GB hard drive, runs "OS X for Handhelds," is loaded with a bunch of lite iLife aps, and has WiFi and Bluetooth.
Wasn't this posted a couple of years ago to the iLounge mockup galleries or The Apple Collection? I don't have time to go look, but I'm sure I've seen this before.
Anyway, from the MacShrine comments comes the following translation: