Most people said "Jesus Christ!" when they opened their Xbox 360, but that was generally because of the size of the power adapter. When this guy said it, he meant it -- they found Jesus The Christ, or at least a brown gloppy cigarette-burn looking stain that may vaguely resemble Him, on the back of an Xbox 360.
Having seen this apparition, presumably sent by God as a message of hope and goodwill to the people on Earth, the beneficiaries of this miracle chose to share it with the world by selling Jesus on eBay for three thousand dollars.
And yea, they did rejoice that the Lord was gracious enough to put His image on a Premium pack and not a shitty Core system.
The pictures attached to the auction also include, helpfully, an image of the Shroud of Turin, just in case a potential buyer forgot what Jesus looks like.
