http://www.iranican-dream.com/
He's both Iranian and American, thank you very much
'Heavenly trade
'February 27, 2006
'If I somehow end up in heaven with 72 virgins, I would like to trade in 71 virgins for cigarettes, alcohol, Xbox and an experienced hooker. I might keep one virgin around just in case things don't work out between me and the hooker. I'm also willing to trade in some of my virgins for an occasional pass to hell to visit friends and family.'