These Cats are Seriously Upgrading the Old Tinfoil-Hat Racket

http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html

Imagine taking that stainless-steel shirt through airport security

I may have to buy one of those shirts; I wonder what happens

when you drop that shirt in an acid bath. Are you left with

NOTHING BUT the stainless steel fibers? What does that look like?

FlickR is missing a good bet by failing to brand and sell

this "FlickR Compulsive Photograph Uploading Apron."

Maybe I'll see if I can get CafePress to run a "Beyond the Beyond

Bollywood Scandal Websurfing ElectroMagnetic Protection Kit."