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12 Hours in Apple's Glass Heart

Laptop Magazine’s Brian Heater spent 12 full hours at Apple’s 24/365 store in Manhattan. What he found was surprising, funny and well-worth your time. 8:15 p.m.: It’s fleet week in New York City, and three naval officers have entered the store, dressed in all-white, no doubt a tribute to the beauty and elegance of the […]
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Laptop Magazine's Brian Heater spent 12 full hours at Apple's 24/365 store in Manhattan. What he found was surprising, funny and well-worth your time.

8:15 p.m.: It's fleet week in New York City, and three naval officers have entered the store, dressed in all-white, no doubt a tribute to the beauty and elegance of the iPod.

8:30 p.m.: After 2.5 hours, it's clear the reason that LAPTOP sent its resident Apple fanboy into the trenches. Like the child forced to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes, should I make it out of the store alive, I am fairly certain that I will do all within my power to never type the letter "i" ever again. Beginning now.

Comedy gold, folks. And almost exactly like a story that never quite came off when I was in college. Well done, Brian.

(Via Digg.)