Fox News Scared of "Magic" PSP Porn

What if we were to travel back in time and show the Puritans some bukkake porn on our PSP, not that we have any? Their reactions would probably be something like this Fox 9 News (Minneapolis) story about how our children are “magically” accessing pornography “out of thin air”: What mom thought was just a […]

What if we were to travel back in time and show the Puritans some bukkake porn on our PSP, not that we have any? Their reactions would probably be something like this Fox 9 News (Minneapolis) story about how our children are "magically" accessing pornography "out of thin air":

What mom thought was just a game is actually a very sophisticated piece of electronics that a clever kid can use to capture pornographic images out of thin air. In the school's library, Jeff was eager to show his friends his new Sony Play Station Portable, or PSP. On a dare, Jeff showed his pals how the PSP could magically display images of naked women.

The school district quickly decided that Jeff and his friends were witches, and burned them at the stake.

The piece goes on to harass two people who run a completely legal service in a ham-fisted attempt to frame them as corruptors of children:

Reporter: "Are you trying to target kids with this?"

Website Operator: "Not at all, because its really hard to get money, or advertising if you have only kids coming to your site."

Oh, and there was one more line from the story I wanted to point out:

There's no doubting the popularity of loading porn onto a PSP. Its even been nicknamed the play station "pornable".

Oh, has it now? Thank you, thank you.