May 16, 2006 6:08 PM

Jokes With Einstein

Spinnerdisc provides us with Jokes With Einstein, a look at an alternate future in which the Nobel prizewinning physicist exchanges riddles with an anonymous young lad, and also he has a purple face.

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Spinnerdisc provides us with Jokes With Einstein, a look at an alternate future in which the Nobel prizewinning physicist exchanges riddles with an anonymous young lad, and also he has a purple face.

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