Spankometer

When we first came across the Spankometer, we thought it had something to do corporal punishment. Imagine our surprise when we found out it’s really a way of calibrating one’s onanistic performance. The device measures duration, number of strokes and calories burned. We couldn’t make this stuff up. [Via Coolest Gadgets]
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When we first came across the Spankometer, we thought it had something to do corporal punishment. Imagine our surprise when we found out it's really a way of calibrating one's onanistic performance. The device measures duration, number of strokes and calories burned. We couldn't make this stuff up.

[Via Coolest Gadgets]