*The world's first nuclear terrorist (you could look it up) is in hell having a theological discussion with Zarqawi right now.
http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/07/10/russia.basayev/
The Russian Bear can land a lethal swat every once in a while
Unfortunately for Russia, Chechnya is swarming with oil pipelines and Putin has turned himself into an oil mogul, so anybody who can tap a pipeline and launder the cash will call himself a mujihadeen these days.
Did you know Basaev used to be a computer salesman? If that hadn't turned into a cartel, too, he might have STAYED one of those.
