Aug 10, 2006 11:32 PM

Free Yourself From Pants

Dorothy Gambrell — she of Cat and Girl fame — has a blog called Very Small Array, which amounts to a bunch of amusing material that doesn't fit into any of her other Web projects. My favorite so far: Mr. Smarty Pants. Finally, an evangelical tract I can get behind.

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Dorothy Gambrell – she of Cat and Girl fame – has a blog called Very Small Array, which amounts to a bunch of amusing material that doesn't fit into any of her other Web projects. My favorite so far: Mr. Smarty Pants. Finally, an evangelical tract I can get behind.

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