WIRED Staff

Mouse for Germy People

Did you know that the average desk has 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat? Grody! Never fear, for $40, a company called IOGEAR can sell you a germ-free wireless laser mouse designed to curb the spread of pneumonia, flu, pink eye and step throat, "among other extremely contagious viruses," according to a […]

Did you know that the average desk has 400 times more bacteria than the average toilet seat? Grody!

Never fear, for $40, a company called IOGEAR can sell you a germ-free wireless laser mouse designed to curb the spread of pneumonia, flu, pink eye and step throat, "among other extremely contagious viruses," according to a press release from the company.

The company says the mouse incorporates some crazy nanotechnology to "deactivate bacteria with 99% efficiency."

But, an important caveat, from IOGEAR, just in case you thought you could skip the doctor by licking off the special antibiotic nanotech coating:

This device cannot be used as antibiotic or anti-viral medication. Do not ingest the surface material of the device under any circumstances. If you have symptoms of bacteria or viral infection please consult with your physician and seek medical attention immediately. This device does not eliminate the entire universe of bacteria or viruses. It is not a replacement for cleanliness and good personal hygiene. Please keep your hands and work area clean for optimal protection.