It's not too late to have the coolest Halloween party on the block! It's this easy: find a small, obnoxious little girl, perhaps pirouetting around in the street in her Halloween costume, shrieking "I'm a ballerina!" and dodging the hurled boots of your neighbors. Push her to the ground. Laugh in the style of a maliciously evil adult in the face of her tears. Steal Betsy from her. Once you're inside your home, remove the doll's clothing and slice its hollow belly open with an exacto knife. Slop guacamole into the chest cavity, which will act as the doll's rotting tamale. For good measure, twist Betsy's head off, remove the lid of her skull and fill with hummus. Serve with tortilla chips and triangular slices of pita bread.
Zieak's Makecraft Halloween [Flickr, via MAKE]
