Retro Bible Pixel Keychains...?

What happens when you mix Bible pals with pixel art? Why, you get these fun and pious keychains: The popularity of retro videogames becomes more marketable every year. Many of the simple, stylized characters have celebrated 20th anniversaries and are accessible to young and old people through videogame compilations, plug-and-play joysticks, t-shirts, and other merchandise. […]

What happens when you mix Bible pals with pixel art? Why, you get these fun and pious keychains:

The popularity of retro videogames becomes more marketable every year. Many of the simple, stylized characters have celebrated 20th anniversaries and are accessible to young and old people through videogame compilations, plug-and-play joysticks, t-shirts, and other merchandise.

If only they'd secured the Wisdom Tree license, they could have made Baby Moses keychains.