Seanbaby vs. Uwe Boll

No, sadly, they're not going to fight. EGM writer Seanbaby is a kickboxer, which means he would completely ruin bad filmmaker and semi-pro boxer Uwe Boll's shit. Boll has chosen only to fight pasty, flabby Internet web page nerds; Seanbaby is of course an Internet web page nerd, but of the more rare type that could break you in half just by sort of flexing his brow at you in a thoughtful way.

Anyway, we get the next best thing, which is Sean's multipage tribute to/skewering of Boll's awful work.

But his decision to cast Tara
Reid as a scientist—that's what makes Uwe the champion of bad decision-making. It's not that I'm against Tara Reid being cast as a scientist. It's fine as long as you treat it the same as if you're casting a baby as a rock star. I could see Tara Reid in The Nutty
Professor That Just Took Her T**s Out or maybe this summer's The Stupid
Bitch Scientist!

Yay.