Global Orgasm Day is December 22nd

I'm shooting my load about a month early here (wokka wokka) but I must ask you all to go mark your calendars: Global Orgasm Day is December 22nd. But this isn't just some arbitrarily declared holiday of hedonism, boys and girls. It's political science

The mission of the Global Orgasm is to effect change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy. Now that there are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti- submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW! Read more about the fleet buildup here.

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

Oh, no one reasonable is denying that a global orgasm will change the polarity of the Earth's hippy-dippy "energy field," whatever that is. But I'm not really quite clear on how a global, synchronized orgasm is going to stop the mullahs from their goal of thermonuclear conquest of the Middle East.

Perhaps we're all meant to direct our orgasm at Iran. I imagine a six-thousand mile long parabola of sticky, opalescent goo arcing across Europe to deluge Tehran. That would, in fact, probably settle the issue of Middle East Supremacy for some time to come (wokka wokka). Still, my record shot is about five feet, so I have a lot of practicing do.

Global Orgasm Day [Official Site]