You Too Can Have An Iron Crotch

Grand Master Tu Jin-Sheng can tow a monster truck with his penis. I repeat. He can tow a monster truck with his penis.

Oh, sure. Scoff. We've all asphyxiated people with our genitals before: burying the victims is what the marshlands are for. Still... I can't speak for you, but the most impressive feat I ever did with mine was polevault across Eurasia with it. But that's not quite towing a monster truck. This guy has his soul attuned with the way of the dragon or whatever.

Dubbing himself the 'Iron Crotch', Jin-Sheng teaches us that the way to a placid, happy life is through the fortitiude of our loins, not to mention being able to kung-fu punch an erection through the forehead of an enemy. As if we didn't know!

Of course, this all seems applicable only to males. But ladies? The secret lies within! Quoth Iron Crotch:

There is a different method for women. Women can also hang a hundred pounds from their private parts. An egg-shaped piece of jade with a dangling cord is inserted inside them. Not many practice this. I only teach it to couples, not to single women. Actually, there was a lot of opposition in Taiwan for me to teach these skills at all. It was viewed as a skill for prostitutes. Now, thanks to the more open minds of modern science and medicine, people don’t look at me like a criminal for teaching these skills.

Fallopian progress!

Iron Crotch [Official Site, Thanks Bruce!]