Nov 21, 2006 4:30 PM

Grindhouse: ToM in Celluloid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMnRHE_5cGI This trailer for Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming Grindhouse is not just the greatest movie trailer ever, but it’s also an interesting cinematic metaphor for the Table of Malcontents editorial bullpen. Lore is Tom Savini. Annalee and Lisa are the Crazy Babysitter Twins. And I, of course, am Machete, just without the face […]

This trailer for Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's upcoming Grindhouse is not just the greatest movie trailer ever, but it's also an interesting cinematic metaphor for the Table of Malcontents editorial bullpen. Lore is Tom Savini. Annalee and Lisa are the Crazy Babysitter Twins. And I, of course, am Machete, just without the face that looks like a beige orange peel.

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