If you're like me -- God help us, let's hope not -- you've been watching future House Majority Speaker Nancy Pelosi very carefully on TV. 
Do your eyebrows move? How about her forehead? Does she looks surprised? (Well, maybe she has a reason to.)
Wonkette explored the issue of Pelosian plastic surgery a few months ago. The Wonkette crew dug up a quote from the NYT where she denies a facelift, but also adds this eyewitness report:
I live about eight blocks from Nancy Pelosi in SF and a bit over a yearago, I was buying a sandwich at the corner market… I saw a largegovernment SUV outside, and I saw thisvaguely familiar person who looked like a cross between the Joker andmy Congresswoman, followed closely by an assistant. I quickly realizedthat Nancy had recently had a rather severe face lift.
So if she didmore recently have her eyes done, I’d be surprised. Because you couldhave gently set a quarter on that face and it still would have bouncedten feet up in the air.
