Steve Milton makes rubber band balls so large that if they were dropped from the top of a skyscraper, they would bounce clear into space and vaporize the moon. He's so good at it that he has apparently been paid by OfficeMax to create a world-record breaking rubber band ball.
During transport, I feverishly imagine the rubber band ball breaking free of its chains on the back of the flatbed and wreaking such destruction that the army eventually calls in battle tanks to destroy the bouncing, blood-stained katamari.
Ruber band ball maker turns pro – gets a sponsor [Boing Boing]

