Pedophiles are the boogeymen of our generation: every time we tuck our darling little children into their beds, we need to make sure that some degenerate kiddy-diddler isn't hiding under the bed, ready to pounce as soon as we turn off the light and close the door.
Now pedophiles are getting wise: hiding under the bed is no longer de rigeur amongst the NAMBLA set. But hiding inside the bed? Genius! The last thing we'd expect.
Yes, it's sad and completely creepy. Yet we can't help but marvel at his great ingenuity. Now this is the sort of do-it-yerself project you just never see on MAKE.
Paedo hid under girl's bed [The Sun]

